when you put 2 and 2 together and realize Beyoncé’s your mom
When a stranger sits next to you on the train and starts talking
LMAO
it’s me
A trilogy
Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade
Me:
are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?
i have had too much coffee
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]
WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT